# Blobbu > The AI industry has agreed: assistants are blobs. Blobbu lets anyone hatch their own cartoon "AI agent" in five questions. No AI included: no model, no accounts, no cookies, no tracking scripts. Each Blobbu has a name, a job title, three traits, a catchphrase, a quirk and six stats (1-10). It is fully determined by four quiz answers plus a random 96-bit number, packed into a 21-character code in its link, so the same link always shows the same Blobbu. AI agents can hatch one in a single GET request. Every call makes a new, unique Blobbu; nothing is stored, and API hatches don't join the public arena. Please don't call it in a loop. ## Hatch - [Hatch API](https://blobbu.net/api/hatch?n=Pixel): `GET /api/hatch` returns JSON (name, title, catchphrase, traits, quirk, loves, cant_stand, side_gig, stats, looks, description, link, image, code). Optional parameters, random when left out: `n` (name, up to 20 letters/digits/spaces/'/-), `vibe` (calm, chaotic, curious, cozy), `hours` (dawn, noon, dusk, midnight), `motion` (bounce, float, wobble, pulse), `eyes` (one, two, three, surprise me), or `a=0123` for all four as digits 0-3. - [Agent guide](https://blobbu.net/agents.html): the same, with examples. ## Links to share - A Blobbu: `https://blobbu.net/b/?n=Name` (the API's `link`). Opens the Blobbu, drawn and animated, with a preview image when posted. - [Today's Blobbu](https://blobbu.net/#today): one Blobbu per UTC day, the same for everyone. - A battle: `https://blobbu.net/vs/-?an=NameA&bn=NameB`. Deterministic: same two Blobbus, same result. - [Hatch by hand](https://blobbu.net/): the five-question quiz. ## Link parameters the site checks These ride on shared Blobbu links. The site verifies each claim itself; one that doesn't check out is dropped silently and the link shows the ordinary Blobbu. They never change the Blobbu's code, stats, card No. or battle results. - Battle honors: `w2=` (older links: `w=`). The site re-runs the battle; the honor shows only if this Blobbu wins it (for `w2=`, only if the win earned an honor). - Ascension: `asc=`. The Gauntlet is a five-rung daily ladder in the arcade (https://blobbu.net/arcade; no API). Clearing it makes the Blobbu Ascended (a prism aura, "Ascended" before its title). Verified by replay, like battle honors: the site rebuilds that date's ladder and re-runs all five battles under the Gauntlet's heart rules. A wrong date, a date after tomorrow (UTC) or one before 2026-10-18 (the first ladder) is dropped. ## Optional - [Privacy](https://blobbu.net/privacy.html): what is stored (only the arena list of 20 recent codes, no names) and what reaches the server. - [What's new](https://blobbu.net/whats-new.html): real release notes.